The creepin’ crud is evident at work so I don’t feel too bad about being under the weather myself. In fact, most of the chemistry lab has called in sick!
Let me explain why I find this so amazing: we don’t have sick days. If you’re hourly or piece work (the chem lab is all hourly), you could lose half percent per sick day of your bonus. Based on last year’s bonus that could be, …let’s see, …carry the six…over $100 a day plus your daily salary! Sick days are like a big fine you have to pay to the company.
I hear welders are in great demand but the supply is low. It’s not an easy job, but making something (other than rust and shavings) out of metal has to be rewarding. I can’t imagine the pride a welder must have when he points to a bridge or building and exclaims, “I built that!”
It’s been suggested we hire teen heart throb Justin Bieber to say he relaxes by welding, and in two years we could be over washed in welders.
Hmmmm, maybe that’s not such a great idea after all.
I’m back from Florida enjoying this wonderful, damp, miserable weather Ohioans call early spring. It’s true there is no place like home, but Florida had a lot going for it.
The perfume of orange blossoms drifts though my father’s backyard and into my mother’s house. It takes you awhile but you can sniff your way to the source. Watch out for the busy bees.
Next to orange trees Dad planted several lemon and grapefruit trees which he started from seeds. It does a man good to plant seeds and see the resulting trees blossom heavy with fruit.
By accident the lemon and grapefruit met, dated a while and moved in together. The resulting fruit, rounder than any lemon you have ever seen, has a subtle but distinct grapefruit taste.
On one of his trees he has a staghorn fern.
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| Hey, Rocky1 Watch me pull a fern outa my hat! |
It’s an odd looking plant, reminds me more of moose antlers, but what do I know. Still, for an amateur botanist like myself it’s very close to heaven.
Of course, there’s the Gulf of Mexico. The pelican squadron was not fully activated. I watched one scout glide over the shallows looking for fish. Do they ever flap their wings? They always seem to be gliding so gracefully over the waves.
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| Scout to base--sighted fish--starting run... |
When I’m at the Outer Banks, where the Atlantic Ocean is rougher, the post graduate pelicans fly in single file formation, gliding low over the water’s surface between waves. They disappear from sight flying in the trough between the waves and reappear as the wave passes. Quite wonderful.
There are some downsides to Florida. Bugs…you’ve got to professionally spray once a year to keep the cockroaches palmetto bugs at bay. You should also learn to love mildew. I believe it is Florida’s state fungus.
And of course, any fresh or brackish water spells alligators.
I spotted this guy hanging out at a pond near Venice Beach.
I’ve got to admit my first two thoughts were: Oooh! They taste like chicken and I could get a really nice knife sheath out of him.
Yeah, Florida has some downsides, but did I mention the sunset over the gulf?
On The Knife Front...
Best comment I have heard recently weighing in the practicality of carrying expensive knives:
“Do I carry an expensive knife I could lose or a cheap one I’m embarrassed by?”
This could be the touchstone to parse your differences between cheap and expensive. Look at your carry knife and ask, are you embarrassed when your buddies ask to borrow your pocket knife?
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